What's That Smell??

M'kay, here's the thing. At work we're working on a project for a Stained Glass window. It was to start at 6:30 and ofcourse I always get a few that will wonder in like 45 minutes early..(nothin else to do I suppose) and they will just sit and wait and watch time pass. Welp, the one resident that came in early, is one of the ladies that you don't have to see her, you just smell her.. Its awful!!

So, Im back at my desk, working on next months newsletter, and all the sudden I just smelled a strong piss odor. aghh, gag! I didn't even have to look pass my computer to know who it was. Mind you, we still had about 30 minutes to go before the damn activity even started. So..by the time it did start, my activity room reaked of piss! This lady is the type that trys to reuse her depends. Its just plain nasty.
As the others started to gather in, a few of them looked my way and gave the pee-eww signal. No shit, people, I've been smellin it for quite some time now, thanx!

Anyhow. that was just alittle insight into my day..(hope ya'll already ate).
Other than that, not much else. I have to work early tomorrow, but then im off for 2 whole days. Wow. I love my job! ofcourse, aside from the stinky people....

So, Later Gaters!

Mondays Suck Ass!

I don't know why its this way, but it is. I just don't care much for Mondays. (ofcourse who the hell does?) Its not even as if I could complain either, I mean shit,I don't have to go in until 11am. I get off (get off?) at 7:30, usualy I leave around 7 though. Nonetheless, not my favorite day of the week.

So this weekend went well. Gina (bday girl) did not want to get out of the car to enter the birthday house. She was ready to hit the bars. But, finally we convinced her, and Surprise! We had a good time. She got pushed around in a wheelchair for numerous hours. (just b/c she wanted too) and then the driver made a quick turn and she went flyin out of it and hit her head on the t.v. .. yeah, it was some funny shit. She didn't quite remember much the next day..musta been the hennesy..and the yeg, and the beer..That sister is priceless thats fo'sure.

Welp guys, that's all I really got for ya tonight. Im just ready to hit the couch and watch some t.v before my lazy ass goes to sleep. So, I'll check back with ya'll later on tomorrow.. Night Night, Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite cha'....

876-5309..

Hey ya'll...

Well, geeze-crap..believe it or not today was a pretty good day.. I did some shopping. Not enough though, so I will be going back out after work tomorrow. *sigh* I really don't feel like working tomorrow, and Im pleased to say, that its not often I say that.

My sister is coming in tonight, and tomorrow night is the surprise party for my other sister.. hopefully we don't have a problem making it a surprise. She's been a bit difficult to keep a secret from.
Anyhow I am sure it will be a blast. I'll have fun anyhow, fuck the rest of em'.

Sadly though, Hayven is complaining of her ear hurting her, and she's tossing and turning in bed, so hopefully it's not somthing that gets worse, and for some unexpected reason I will have to stay at home with her...*gasp* o, not this weekend!! Welp, i mean, not for any weekend, i mean geez, i dont want her to be ill at all. "(

M'righty then.. I think im outa here. I'm ready to watch me some t.v. So I'll update you guys sometime tomorrow.

Peaces Out.

My Vacation Spot Y'all!

Isn't it awsome? ...O, what a dream it would be..just needs some tlc. Mkay, it needs alot more than that, but I saw this, and I had to show it off. Hilarious!

Anyhow, not much exciting going on today..did some house work. My blessing of a daughter created quite a mess for me to clean up. She first dumped a whole box of cereal on my bed, and then while using the 'potty' today, she took a nice shit, and then thought to smear it all over the bathroom sink..it was great fun cleaning it up. This is the joy of motherhood..I guess I will deal. She will be leaving in a couple weeks to go to florida with her dad to see his family, and I know while I will enjoy some silence and sanity for a bit, I will miss her greatly.. Jaxon will prolly not no what to do with himself without his big sister around. beating him, taking his toys..etc..

Alright now. Im gonna run, still got stuff to do..*sigh*.. Peace Out.

Ouch!

Well, Once again, if it can happen to me it will. I went out saturday night to celebrate my sisters birthday. I didn't get trashed by any means, but when I got home I was all alone in the house, which never happens for me. So, I turned on some tunes, and was running around the house with the dog, acting like a jack-ass and ended up slipping on my kitchen floor. It hurt for a bit, but after that I was fine...Untill I woke up on Sunday, and couldnt friggin walk at all!! OMG. It hurt. So, I ended up hopping around all day, b/c mynot so considerate other half went to watch some football and drink some beer and left my ass at home to take care of the kids ..alone..and hardly able to get around. I was pissed! Actually I was alittle saddend by his actions. It was like dang. What the hell? Mkay.. well, I'll remember that... He did feel bad after the fact. Said the guys were buying him drinks..woo the fuck who for you. Little late, and didn't help me...but I'll take what I can get. I don't know why I would expect anything less though. I mean I know the guy loves me, but he seriously is so inconsiderate sometimes that it just amazes me. Anyhow. Im about exhausted from all my gimping around, that im about damn near close to fallin asleep. So, Im gonna check out a few places and catch y'all later....Peace Out.

This will be boring---------------------------------------

I'm sorry, but I don't have much rite now. I got the kids down for a nap, so its silent, except for my tunes that im playing. Did some laundry, still doin laundry actullay. Did my sink full of dishes. And Im currently drinking a beer. (its noon). Is that bad? hum, mkay it doesnt even matter, b/c im fine with it....Sooo, Im tryin to figure out what songs I can sing for my residents in Feb. Im really not excited about having to put a 'program' together. I haven't done that for quite some time, and I'll have to be paticular about what I sing, I can't go up in there and sing My Humps or nothin.. That would be some funny shit though if i did. ") hehe.. Anyhow, incase I haven't mentioned, My grandparents raised me. My mom died when I was 11, and I don't know who my dad is. I grew up thinking my step-dad was really my dad, then my mom died, and I found out that wasn't true, so my grandparents fought to get custody of me. They won. He wasn't all that great, so I wasn't exactly upset. Anywho, after my g/parents got custody of me, they soon discovered I could carry a note a little. After I got alittle older, my voice got stronger, and they started pushing me to make a career out of it. Pretty soon, that was all I did. And not by choice. I got soooo tired of it. I very rarely got to do much else, but sing. When I was about 17 I got close to a record deal, but, by then I was so sick of it, that I ended up packing my shit up, and moved in with a good friend, soon after I decided to move to Ohio to live with my sister. (I literaly flew there, and didnt tell them where I was untill I got to Ohio. (i lived in florida at the time) I'll never forget the phone conversation when I called...

My Grandma awnsers:

Me: Hey...

Gma: Hi..What are u doing?

Me: Um, nothing. What are u doing?

Gma: Oh, just sitting here with your gpa on the porch. He thinks if you come home, we could work alot of this out.

Me: Well, I have to tell u something

Gma: Alright. It doesnt sound like Im going to like this.

Me: Will u go some place else, so I can tell you.

Gma: I suppose.. (asks gpa if he wants sum more coffee)

Gma: Ok, im in the bathroom. go ahead. Where are you at right now?

Me: Well, Im sure your not going to like it.

Gma: I suppose ur with that Aaron. (a guy they didnt like much)

Me: No, Im not. Um, Im at Ginas.

Gma: What? How are u at Ginas?

Me: She flew me too Ohio.

Gma: Starts to cry* how could u do this to ur gpa? I can't talk 2 u rite now.

And she hangs up. And I felt horrible. But I was so tired of them running every single detail of my life. More info on that at a later time, but my point of this long look into part of my life is that, since then, I sing at Karoke and thats about it. But, my work has been wanting me to put on a show for them since Ive started. I hate having the pressure of practicing, picking music, making sure I sound good. the nerves of it all!! And not to mention. My gma is all over it now. (My granpa passed away about a year ago).

Anyways, I better run for now, Jax is up and ready to get outa bed, (not long enough ") )

Peace Out..

What' cha Think?

So Sue Me!

Let's see if I understand the state of personal responsibility in America these days.

If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she washolding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock'n' roll musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

God bless America, land of the free, home of the blame.

The Truth:

The children's entertainment world was rocked when the PeeWee Herman scandal hit the news. Now, sources close to Gibbleguts have uncovered yet another popular children's entertainer accused of sexual assault, drug abuse and lude conduct. This time it's Elmo Zimmerman, otherwise known as simply, "Elmo", of the popular children's show Sesame Street. The fuzzy red muppet is alleged to have made sexual advances toward several female muppets on the set of Sesame Street. Other cast members have described him as being difficult to work with, often disappearing from the set during production, possibly related to his alleged alcohol and prescription drug addiction. To gain some first hand knowledge, Gibbleguts has sent our own team of crack-investigative reporters to dig up the dirt on Elmo.The following images are just a few of many incriminating photos our investigates shot.

Here, Elmo was observed hanging arounda school playground drinking whiskey,wearing only sun glasses and a raincoat
This photo shows Elmo on the set with Ernie, Bert, and one of Elmo's accusers, BettyLoo. After planting a hidden microphone in Betty-Loo's costume, Elmo is captured on tape, propositioning her using a profane, four-letter expletive. When we confronted Elmo with the recording, he adamantly maintained that all he said was "hug Elmo", and never in his life has he ever used the "F" word.
An unnamed insider took this photo of Elmo laying unconscious under a table in the studio's boiler room.

Aw, where did the Elmo go that we all knew and loved? I can't wait till they start digging up the truth behind, Dora the Explorer and Blues Clues! *laughing......

Thank You Note:

• 
  To my son: for shiting himself, and even thinking to take off his diaper and smear it all over his sleeping-corders.

I was thrilled to clean it up...;Yea, Not So Much!

But, I so had to post it!

And to my precious daughter: who wore herself out, after drawing allover herself. Ah, creativity can be exahusting.

Moving on. Kyle managed to get the blinds up, with just a'lil help from me. I am pleased with them. Speaking of whom , will be wanting on here to play some poker, he is what I would say addicited.

*But, beofore I run, I gotta say thank you to Queen of Pink for helpin me out. Thanx a'mill!

I know what I said...

But, I just can't help it. This is not at all the way I want my site. I want to make a million changes, I just have to figure out how. I will learn. That I Promise. Until this time comes, this is what you will bare thru until these changes are made. There maybe days that you come strolling bye, and wondering what in the hell did I do too the place, just know that I am back here screwing with all the crap I can, to see wut it does. And with that being said, Im going to be posting more on other blogs. I visit many of them often, However I dont't post often. (Except for on my sisters.) And that is gonna change. Its time that I get out there and go for it. So what if I'm not satisfied with the decor' of this town! It will not stop me!

Kay...Welp, I gotta run and pick up my new Window Blinds that I ordered. Since Kyle is watching football and I know how 'important' the football is , so therefore, I will not bitch or complain, I will just go and get them myself. I shall return.

Alright Now.

Here's the deal. Im just not complete with this shit. Im not feelin it. I don't even feel like posting anything until i get this junk the way i want it. I hardly have anyone come here to read anything anyways, which is alright, b/c I dont visit enough other blogs to gain enough attention. But, I know that when I get this junk the way I want it, then I'll be all over the blog world.

I just want what I want. So, on that note, when i get this place shaped up, I'll be back with a vengence. Count on it. So, when I have perfected this site, I will search u all out and drag u here. And u will love it. I promise.

Peace Out

*Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash*

Just alittle guide to follow, incase you were wondering....

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this! "
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your family tree doesn't fork.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen,
Start your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.


Okay, So if any of these apply to you, don't be offended. K? Thanks.

Aw, The 'Hampster'

The pet most seeked apoun by little children. I remember I had one. actually like three of em', if im not mistaken. My mom was good at replacing them after they had departed. Each one of them were named 'Princess.'

After the third one, she thought maybe I wasn't ready for the responsibilty, I think I was like 5. The two either got out of their cage and got lost, but I know one of em' my stepdad killed. I swear he stepped on it, or smashed it. No, joke. He prolly found the litte shit runnin around and just fuckin smashed it. I saw it. It was right as you walked in our door. (Note to Readers: He wasn't that nice of a fellow.)

Well, wasn't that an enjoyable trip down memory lane with friends. Nothin like a good photo of a hampster to jog up a memory.

Anyhow, I'm watching this documentary about 'Women on Death Row' and it's very interesting. There are alot of women that were convicted back in the 70's and 80's and are now trying to overturn it, b/c of the progression of technology since then. It's really very sad, b/c it sounds like some of them could might not be guilty. I'm still undecided about the dealth penalty. I am a firm believer that no matter what kind of a person you are, if you find Christ then you are saved and you will go to heaven. Now, what Heaven truly is like I don't know. I haven't been yet. But, I do feel that if you put a person face to face with death, and for an instant they wonder where they might go, they have the chance to make a choice. So, if there is a chance they can be saved and the Lord forgives them, then they won't exactly be suffering. However, that's just sorta how I see it. Some may not agree, and thats okie dokie too.

And on that note, Im gonna check my email, and watch the news. Nighty Night.

If only I could email this straight to Washington...

I totally support our guys over there fighting for us, I just think it's bull-shit that they have to be. I can't say that I am properly informed on all the details as to why. I hear it from everywhere, and everyone's views are different. So I guess Im in the middle somewhere or something.

It's a funny picture anyhow.

A Change of Scenery

I decided to change it up a little. I can't stand the same thing for to long. For instance, we have lived in this house for 9 months, and Im sure I've changed my living room around at least once a month. I've had it everyway possible. now im in the mood to switch it around again. but, I have no new options.

So, not much new in my world. Kyle is doing his ritual, watching some football at BW3's. I've been a lazy ass all day. just screwin around on here, trying to figure out how the hell to make it more interesting looking. I'd like to change the color of my template. but no luck yet. I'm still waiting on my 'tech supporters" btw.

I need to get my booty out in the blogger world and check out some other sites so i can make some more blog buddies.Im anti social. Nah, im not, im far from it. I just get busy doin somthing and i dont get around to it.

I am still laughing about my sisters rooster situation. That just cracks me the hell up. Well, guys Im gonna upload a few more pic's of the kids. Im sure I'll be back around later. till then ....

The time has come....

....to pull out the photo album. I'm in mood #13. 'I feel like showing off pitcures'..Please bare with me. I beg.

Hayven and Jaxson/Christmas, at Mamaw* & Papaws* ....

*note: some words may not be spelled correctly.

A Better Day

Well, my computer must be running slow today. I was trying to upload some pic's of the kids, and its taken forever. So, I guess I will try it again later. Anyhow. Im having a pretty good day. Im not doing anything, but its still cool. Kyle cut his hair today!!!! He said he was going tanning and instead went and got it all cut off!! He looks like a new man. So, I said I'd shave my legs tonight! Ha! A little gross but it has been a while since Ive shaved them..Hey, its winter! I'm sorry I guess im just not one of those chicks that shaves her legs everyday, geez, sorry.

Hmm, well, I got a pic of me up anyhow. How special. I think it might be the folder where i have the pics of the kids, maybe it just doesnt want to upload from there. I'll try to move them or something. In the mean time please enjoy seeing me ") Most of you already saw this one though, so how lame! Okay, I will be right back.

That's Some Shit.

Kinda like the day I've had. It's just been one of those days. I cleaned house, with Kyle's help, which I appreciate. Did an ass load of laundry, (and still more to go) Cleaned the kids rooms. (a mess already) And did our room. Lame asses finaly got our bed up. (yes, we were doing the mattresses on the floor thing) My sister Jackie brought us the bed rails she's been promising us. (i kept forgetting about them)

Anyhow, Hayven got a hold of some pledge, and sprayed it in her mouth. I could smell it on her breath. So, I rinsed out her mouth, I'm pretty sure she didnt get much. So, im trusting that i dont need to take her to the er or anything. Im prolly a bad mom, since I didnt just take her anyway, uh? Nah, shes fine. right?

So, what else, what else..I dont know guys. Im really just not in a good mood tonight. I just feel depressed. I need a cheering up. A friend of ours loaned us, 'Band Camp' Im not sure how good it will be, but I think we're gonna sit down and watch it. (as if we would stand) Aghhh, I am so blah!! Alright, im gonna put y'all out of misery, and just get the fuck off here. I promise to bring good cheer to all next visit. ....Below is my sucide note:


What? Never. I don't give up that easy! Geez.

Help Please..

I need major help. If anyone could inform me on how to change shit, like everyone else, that would be great. I can't even figure out the edit list crap. please. im begging!

Why Men Have Two Hands

Aw, at last we know why. How fuckin cute is this pic? So cute I had to post it. I am still figuring all this junk out. My sis got some music on her site, so Im tryin to figure how to do more interesting shit as well.

So, not much exciting happening in my life today. Well, or ever for that matter. Im off tomorrow, so I imagine I will be cleaning house all day. I hate to say it, but I cant wait till my kids are old enough to be in school. So, I can have the house to myself. I can't remember the last time I have been at home alone. I have no piece unless im sleeping. wow, the excitment.

Kyle finally got his deer up. So nice. He broke part of the antler off though, so he's got duck tape on it until the glue drys. That looks real cute. I guess I will get used to having it hangin in my livin room.

Oh, I havent reported on our dog, Bailey. She is a PAIN IN MY ASS! She hasnt picked up on the whole potty training thing just yet, and she is hyper as fuck. Her claws are like a damn cat, and so are her teeth, she bites all the damn time. Im hoping she grows out of that soon, or I will have to bury her alive in the back yard.

So, what about them miners? That sucks man. I think that would be one shitty way to go. Buried alive and all that. dang. On a funny note, while watching the news, one of the ladies said quote. "We may be stupid and all, but we miss our loved ones." I thought,.....ok? Well, I will pray for them. Hope you all do to, if you pray that is.

Okie dokie, welp, Im outta here for now, be back a little later I suspect.

Someone's in trouble....

Toddler's Talking Elmo Book Asks 'Who Wants To Die?'

News Edition: 01/02/2006 TEXASS-- A mother in Dallas is one of several parents complaining about a new interactive book for toddlers in which Sesame Street character Elmo asks "who wants to die?" according to a Local 6 News report.
Family members said 16-month-old Miranda Boll's new book, "Potty Time With Elmo," was supposed to teach an interactive lesson using voice commands.
However, when the book's buttons are pressed, it reportedly says something it is not supposed to -- "who wants to die?"
"It's a sick joke," mother Angela Bolls said. "If it's a joke then it's a bad one, you know? And it's not necessary. It's inappropriate."
Bolls said she checked another copy of the same book and found that it says something completely different; "Who wants to try to go potty?"
The company that makes the book said it has had several complaints concerning the book, according to the report.

P.S) HAPPY 2006!

Better at Last

Hello world! I am sorry I have been gone so long! Ok..so first hospital visit, I had an inflammed gullbladder, and if that doesnt sound pleasent enough, my second visit turned out to be Pancreanitis. Now, I am not a 'heavy' drinker, like alcholic 'heavy', mine was caused by an infection, topped off by a friday night drunk fest that i had, which was not all that fun, b/c i came home that night and picked a fight with Kyle, who slept in his car that night. I did feel bad. Thats one thing i hate about myself when i drink. Sometimes it just hits me the wrong way, and if something happens to be bothering me, thats when i let it out, and i come off not so nice of a person. I praise Kyle for the shit he has endured with me.

Anyways, so my sister Jenny made it here without anyone getting her sick. We had a blast NewYears, and she has the pics to prove it. I told her to email me some so i can post some as well. My other sister Gina, was more than just trashed. she was indeed a riot. I luv her. I think her husband was about to beat her ass, he just is easily annoyed. I wasn't supposed to be drinking really, but hey it was New Years! I couldnt NOT drink. But, i did cut myself off at midnight, and i took it fairly easy. I felt alittle hungover when i first woke up, but after that, i was good. They gave me some vicodin for my pain at the hospital, so ive been poppen them. I didnt get very many though, i guess they dont want me to 'abuse' them. Fuckers.

So, i did not make any new years resolutions. I never stick to them, so i figured why bother. I need to make a lot of changes in my life, but my goal is to kick them in the ass one at a time.

Go Bucks!! Ohio State just won the fiesta bowl!!!! I was watching as I was typing. Okay, welp guys, i think thats all i got for you at the moment. Look for some photos soon. Later