Saturday here YET?

Everyone have a splended weekend? Hope so. Mine was uneventful to say the least. However, next weekend I plan to make up for it. K is the best man in his friends wedding, so he has the honors of throwing a kick ass B.Party. They had wanted to hire some strippers to come and dance for em..(not just dance either) But, he quickly found out that those girlies don't come cheap. So, they will likely have to settle for going to the strip joints. Yes, poor babies. Anywho, Since he will be doing that crap, I will be entertaining myself at the bars with some friends. We thought about drinkin a few at Kelly's, then hitting the dance floor at Chances. So..not lookin foward to the hangover, but I may have some meds that might prevent that. (*Note to self- Call Dealer). Mkay, just kidding bout the Dealer. What about American Idol tonight? Ya'll pumped up? Or did you band yourself from watching since Chris got booted? Nah, I could care less. I'm really not sure who I want to win. They both have pretty much made it, so it doesn't really matter. I will make a prediction that Tayor will win. It just seems like he might. He's so different. Hmm, well, I think thats all for me for now. I want to get a shower before A.I comes on.

Not Gettin it..

Alright, now I am just fired the fuck up. Why is it so difficult for people to just live thier own damn life? Why does everyone want to add more stress to there life by living it for other people?

So, I will be the first to admit. My life is not all wonderful with roses. There are things that I want that I haven't gotten yet, there are things I haven't done yet. I live check to check, I have two kids that only seem to want to send me to the fuckin looney bin. The man I love is just plain retarded in the head when it comes to being romantic or well, hell even considerate half the time. And every once in awhile, I wonder if this is the life I was destined for? It's not. But, this is how it turned out. Every choice I have ever made has come down to where I am now. And the choices I make in the future will do just the same.

But, I can tell you one thing without a doubt. IF I ever wanted to leave Kyle, I could. If I had to make that choice to make myself happier or my kids, I would do it in a heart beat. That man can piss me off more than anyone I know sometimes. Sometimes, I will think, what in the living hell did I ever see in you? But, even with all of his inconsiderate and unromantic, can't get a clue way, I do still love him, and I still want to grow old with him. But, if I knew that he just couldn't make me happy, and I was miserable, there is no way in HELL that I would give a rats ass what anyone else thought. I've been divorced, and know it's not easy. It can be even harder if there are children involved. But, what is the alternative? You could only try so much. And if the other isn;t willing to put in thier half, then its doomed. And if a person decides to live that way, then sadly its there on gosh damn fault. Nothing in life is easy. So many people get hurt. And yes, it's sad. But,you have to move on. Belive it or not.

I just want everyone who is going through a tough time, or who is faced with difficult decisions, to really understand that you have to put everyone else aside and think of yourself. If you have kids to think about, do that, but remember that if you are happy, then most likely people around you will benifiet from that. Being miserable and choosing to live that way is about the most insane thing I have ever heard of, and ofr the life of me I don't know why people want to do that to themselves. And in some cases even bitch about it. GEEZ!

Mkay, Im done ranting. At least for now.

PEACETHEFUCKOUT.

Dang, it would blow to be this guy!!!!! Nice car.
Gez, Lucky.
Hey, Jen. That your hot tub? ")

Wow, talk about 'hooked' up!

Welp, I got the kiddies to bed and Im about to grill some kobobs and chicken breasts. Not much of a day, just worked around the house. Joy. Such fun. I have The Family Stone to watch tonight , But I may have to wait until after American Idol. I'm still fumming over last week, and them kicking my boy chris to the curb. Agh, what the hell, I really don't give a poop. WE all know that he has mucho oppurtunities at this point anyhow. I heard many rumors, but the latest is that he actually had a contract still withstanding with another company. My vote (if i really did) would go to either Kathryn or Taylor. Im just not a fan of Elliotts. I mean the guy can sing, but I really just don't like to look at him much. ya, know? Well, alright, Im gonna get my grill started, kyle is down at the softball field, so I'd like to have most of dinner ready when he gets home. BTW, how fucked up is this? And Im mostly used to it, but, I still am somewhat surprised. Why i don't know? but, guess what I got for Mothers Day??? Just guess!!! He cooked me breakfast, which he did the day before that I think. But, I didn't even complain when that was all he did for me, and even when I CLEANED UP THE MESS! I still didn't complain or say a word. I mean, no card no flowers, I didn't even get a "Happy Mother's Day, Honey" Like I said, thats just how he is, so I shouldn't be shocked, but sometimes its like, com on buddy get a fuckin clue! You don't have to be romantic or anyhting, just take ur ass to the store and buy a girl a card or somethin. Hell, he could have even sent me an E-Card for cryin out loud!!! Mkay, nuff of my bitch'n. It doesn't make a differnece anyhow. Night peaceout.

Crazies

Woman Beheads & Chops Up Hubby Who Wanted 4th Wife

GezeCrap! Can't say that I blame her. Ya, know. Them ladies have it rough! I'd snap myself!

Anyhow, read it below.

News Edition: 05/04/2006 KARACHI, Pakistan--

A Pakistani woman beheaded her husband, chopped up his body and dumped the dismembered parts in a sewerage drain after he announced plans to take a fourth wife, police said on Wednesday.

Police said Majeeda Khatoon killed her husband, a well-off building contractor, while he was asleep, and cut his body into seven pieces with the help of two male relatives in Gulshan-e-Hadeed, a township on the outskirts of the southern city of Karachi.
“When we questioned her, after the deceased’s brother came to us for help, she confessed to the crime,” police official Nazar Mohammad Mangrio told Reuters.

Khatoon, 45, was arrested late last week and has been remanded in custody while the police frame charges against her.
Khatoon said her 55-year-old husband had taken other wives and flaunted his infidelity, but she was pushed over the edge when he announced plans to take a fourth wife, according to the police officer.

Islam permits men to take up to four wives, and while polygamy is not the norm in Pakistan, it is not rare either.

So, anynot much to tell. I had to work today. Came home to a nice mess in the bathroom. Mommies Make Up Fun. Them kids! K, got the swing set together. I think they went down the slide 86 times. I'm so glad they finally have soemthing else to do outside, though.

Um, whatelse?? Happy Mother's day to all the gals with spawns & satans. Aw, that was not very nice. Lord, I apologize.

Welp, tha's it for me kids. Hope your weekend is better than mine. Cheers all.

peaceout.

BABY, BABY, BABY...

Hi Lovelies!

So great news!!!!! New baby comeing..O, im so excited. Not my baby, but that's half the excitment!

Anywho...I was gonna post last night, but It was like almost 2am and I wanted some ,aughm you know...So, I got that instead. I went out last night to do a karoake contest, their doing it sorta like an american idol thing. So, we'll see.

Wednesday was my birthday, so we went out for that as well, once i get the pic's from that, you'll see them. Fun, fun time.

Alrighty, well. I hate to cut this short but this computer is goin slow ans its starting to piss me off So, we'll chat again soon, k.

peaceout.

Hi, y'all. Long time, ey? Yes, I know, and I have felt it as well ..
Fear not, for I have come to post. Cheers for me!
So, anywho. How is ya'll anyway? Me? I'm doin alright. Sorta.
So, tomorrow is Jaxon's party. Spongebob is the man of the hour. Nothing fancy, (as if it ever is) but, its easy fun for the kids. Just outside at the park. It's a public park, but one of those ones, that not many people go to anymore. Or, well, there just not as busy. Thats better. Anyhow, I just have to pick up the cake, get some drinks. (Beer or Yeg?) hmm. Or maybe some pepsi & juice. and perhaps throw in some potatoe chips. dang. i throw a kick ass party. !!NOT.
We are down to one car now. Mine took a fuckin shit. Died and never woke the fuck up again. But, I have faith in my Lord Jesus that he will bestow a blessing upon me, and poof..new car for free!!!
Yeh! Thats what I want..and I still wait. No, but really.. I do have faith that something really good is due to me. Something. Something. Something, by golly crap!
O, bye the fuckin way. As Im chatting along here, I am typeing in Kristen ITC. Love it, but..you can't see it!!! It never copys from word to blogger the same way. I can't figure this junk out?? Y the heck does this piece of shit computer gotta act up! Y mine? How come its not urs!!!!
Mkay, guys. Im about done rambling on and on. As much as y'all love it, love it, love it!!
I shall part ways. But, I leave you with this.


The Navy decides to offer early -retirement bonuses to its personnel. The rule is that a volunteer picks two spots on his body and gets $1,ooo for every inch in .
One officer asks to be measured from the tip of his raised hand to his toes. He earns, $96.000.
A another man who is volunteering for early retirment is a grizzled old captain. "Measure me from the tip of my penis to my testicles," he demands.
The medical officer in charge explains that this might not be terribly profitable. But the captain inisists. He drops trou, and the medical officer places the tape measure on the tip of the captains penis and begins to work back.

"My God!" the medical officer gasps. "Where are your testicles?"

The Captain replies, "Vietnam."

Peaceout.