Do you ever feel like you just want to die. I mean, not commit sucide or anything necc. But, like you just wish some natural disaster would just take you away? You know you would miss your family and friends, but ..the rest of the bad stuff would just be done and gone. No more worries. I have to tell you, Im only 25 years old. I have two gorgeous wonderful, yet crazy kids, but they are my life. At the same time, thiere is apart me, that is just so tired already of dealing with life.! Does that make me weak? I know everyone has problems. But, it just seems like mine never end. .(I know urs dont either) But, hey, we're talking about me.!! Everytime I turn around, just when im thinking im ahead....BOOM!! Fuck it all to hell, cause that's where it goes.

Anyhow, I got tagged..so here it goes! You know the rules...

6 WIERD/FACTS/THINGS about me...

#1 I may not be officaly diagnosed, but I swear I'm Bi-Polar.

#2 I still love things about the 80's

#3 I seriously think being Rich would make me happier.

#4 If it weren't for my granparents pushing me so damn much, I would prolly be a SINGING FUCKIN STAR!

#5 I sometimes wish I would have waited a bit longer until I had kids.

#6 I masterbate a lot!!! Not beacause I Have too, but no one can please me like ME!


Alright, there you go..Suck it...Now its time to play tag!

• Peaceout

First off, Congrats to me for my 3RD post in a row!!! Check me out! ....

Anyfuckinwho, um it's time for me to send out a public announcment. Just for kicks, bare with me. You know what I think I despise more than anything in this world?? Or, at least damn near close it.. Is people who make up shit in thier heads, sometimes alone, sometimes maybe even with someone. But they just make up shit, and then go and tell it to other people. For exactly what reason I'm not sure, but they do and it really fuckin pisses me off.. If I were to take a wild guess, I would think I'd say some people are just so fuckin miserable, and so often Jealous of others, it eats them up inside, and the only way to deal with it, is by making other people look or feel bad about themselves. To all those people .........FUCK OFF! You are the people that suck the life out of everything, and Oh, you have no Character at all!

Thank You. ( And Lord please forgive me for this post.)

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Alright, I'm not done. Just done with that. So, how was everyones day? Don't cha' just love Mondays!? NOPE.

I've got my son's birthday party set. I can't believe my baby's turning 2! I mean he's still my baby, not like I'm sending him of to college or nothin, but still!! Hayven just turned 3 in Feb. I mean, dang..And sadly, nope, we won't be doin that again. I mean 2 is just right, one boy one girl. But, I won't deny everyone ONCE in awhile I see a newborn and just freakin melt..aww, it's so sweet, Oh, How precious...then I wake up.

Mkay, well my eyes are getting heavy, so night-night :)

• peaceout

Well, Well...That'll show that guy not to fuck around, ya' think? I should tell K that's what happens if ur a bad, bad boy.
Anyhow, how was everyone weeked? Mine wasa perty good, but I am pissed at myself cause I really didn't get a lot done around the house. I went to my sisters on Friday to hang for a bit and we were up til close to 4 am. So I was tired. Then at the last minute last night, I went to the Valley. (bar) Kyle and some friends went to the Ohio State spring game. He called to let me know they stopped and asked if I wanted to get a sitter and come down. He was hilriously trashed. I guess he fell of the bar-stool at Hooters. Ofcourse, couldn't imagine why?? He took like 10 little bottles of Whisky to the game to drink w/some coke. I think he took a few strait...ick! He was funny though. Gotta love em'.

So, back to work tomorrow. *Reminder to self to get CDL book this week.*

My show is coming on tonight, so Im excited!!!! Have ya'll seen it? BIG LOVE; O, i love it. If u have HBO & u haven't seen it, watch it. Do IT!!

Alright, I wanna be done now. I'll stop by and see some of ya..

Peaceout.

Morning Sunshines! Again, I will send you all a worthless apology for not posting for a while. What can I say? I was playing Cowboy & Indians with K!!

Good fer me that I have a sista to post for me!!

So, moving on. I really do get busy. I only work 32 hrs a week, but btw a 2&3 year old and of course the household chores, when I have free time, I don't always want to be on this computer. U know who should have a blog though? K. He is on this thing a whole lot more than me. I should have him post for me some days.

Speaking of work...I still have not gotten my CDL. I need to get it done!!! WTF. Someone needs to get on my ass about it.

I'm looking into an internet business. I'm wanting to make alot of money, of course, I've always been skeptical about these sort of things, but, I've been doing alot of research on this, and I think I may give it a shot. Once I get rich , I'll be sure to let you all know :)

What else? Hmm, the trash guy forgot to pick up our trash ...2 days ago. It's still sitting there. I called them up, and they said they were coming back by, they have a new guy and he missed a few people on our road. But, I'm looking and they still haven't come. Geeze. People prolly think we are some dirty asses!

My dog stinks. I think its time for some pert plus.

Mkay. Welp, Sadly folks, I have some shit to attend too. So I must bid you good by..See ya again in a few weeks.. ") (you know how i do it!)

Peaceout... O, here are some pics.. maybe..if they will load.

*It must be my template, cause it said it loaded?

A word from ME!!

Why Oh Why doesn’t Sissy-Pooh ever get on and post anymore?

Well, it could be many reasons. Lets just see what I can come up with.

1. she ran out of gas on the way home last week and hasn’t made it home yet.

2. she accidently put her hand in the garbage disposal and now can’t type

3. she’s to busy moving her furniture to get online

4. she met a new playmate online and only types for him now

5. her washing machine over flowed and flooded her house, now she has no home

6. K lit one of his farts on fire and a bomb went off, (hence no home)

7. one of her spawns flushed her phone line cord and now she has no internet

8. she’s fallen in the shower and can’t get up

9. she tried to get rid of her dog and the bitch bit off her hands

10. she witnessed a crime, now she’s in the witness protection program

11. someone saw HER commit a crime, now she’s after them

12. just delivered an alien Baby, now she can’t figure out why her electronic shit won’t work

13. K and her had anal sex, now her ass hurts too bad to sit

14. her toys batteries went dead, no one sells triple D’s near her

15. new playmate gave her a virus, (computer virus you perverts) when he sent pics of his big fat pee-pee

16. her and K played Cowboys and Indians, K-Cowboy is keeping her tied up in the closet

17. went to work, a resident hit on the head, now she has amnesia

18. discovered she’s telepathic, now she’s sending her posts to one and all telepathically

19. she tried the Jedi mind trick on Jabba the Hut, and he fed her to his pet in the ground

20. went to Karaoke, a scout was there, and made her a star

21. bought some new underwear, they were to tight, had to be surgically removed

22. tried to drive off after getting gas, forgot to remove the gas nozzle, blew up the gas station, now shes in jail.

23. ate some raw calamari, now shes too sick to get out of bed

24. was bitten by a Vampire, now she’s one of the undead. (hey, it could happen)

25. Buffy was there on vacation, and she had to stake Sissy-Pooh’s ass.

Ok, there ya go, I’m sure there are tons of other reasons, but, I figured you could use your imagination for a change. Come on, it won’t kill ya! Try it, it’s fun.

Later…………much luv

Hey Ya'll. Sorry , had to change my template again. I can't help it, I have a problem. I change my furniture around in the house more often though. I can't seem to stand the same things the same way for too long.

Anyhow, I hope no one minds the shit being at the top..and I still haven't got my site name up yet. This one seems a bit tricky.

I found these and though they were a tad amusing..so check it out.

(Hope none are offending).....Oops!


Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock.

Q. Why is a Laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women?
A. Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

Alright. Here I go again. I tried to post the past couple of nights and this damn thing just shuts down right in the middle of posting. Somethings goin on. Anehow, K found a few articles to post, and they were quite amusing, so here ya go. Read on. ******************************************** Police: Boy's Fake Obit Published So Mom Could Skip Work POSTED: 9:05 am EDT April 11, 2006 WATERLOO, Iowa -- Some people will do anything to get out of work. Police in Iowa have arrested two people accused of filing a fake obituary for teenager Dan "D.J." Reddout with a newspaper to get off work for a few days. Police said James Ralph Snyder, who is the boyfriend of Reddout's mother, and the boy's mother, Mary Jo Elizabeth Jensen, submitted a death notice to the Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier newspaper, saying that Jensen's 17-year-old son had died at the Mayo Clinic after a lengthy illness. Authorities were notified after the teen was spotted at a restaurant by some family friends. Police said the pair did it so they could get off work for a few days. Both Snyder and Jensen worked at Tyson Foods and started taking time off from work in December by claiming the boy was hospitalized with an illness, the paper reported. As the scheme continued, Tyson officials were told the boy was on life support and had died, according to the paper. Snyder and Jensen took several days for funeral leave, the paper reported. After they took the days off, officials from Tyson told the pair they needed verification for their absences, the paper reported. "The boyfriend eventually went to the Waterloo Courier and had a false obituary placed in the newspaper to satisfy their employer," the Courier reported. The Courier reported that the teen's mother said the fake obituary was caused by "bad communication" and that Snyder submitted the obituary after she told him her son was ill and she had joked about his death. Synder is charged with tampering with records. Jensen is charged with being an accessory after the fact. The obituary read as follows: Dan “D.J.” Reddout (1988-2005) WATERLOO — Dan “D.J.” Reddout, 17, of Waterloo, died Saturday, Dec. 24, at the Mayo Clinic, Rochester, Minn., of complications from surgery. He was born April 26, 1988, in Waterloo, son of James Snyder and Mary Jo Jensen. He attended West High School. Survived by: his parents of Waterloo; grandparents, Vern and Edie Reddout of Iowa City and Glenda Tidaman of Waterloo; an uncle, Kevin Reddout of Cedar Rapids; and two aunts, Janet Reddout of Cedar Rapids and Sandy (Randy) Lee of Stout. Graveside services: were Tuesday at Osage Memorial Cemetery, Osage. Memorials: may be directed to the family. Really! Could you imagine? Thas crazy! Mkay, gotta go clean out my car.. peaceout.

A word from My Sponser!! Hee, just a joke!

Well hello there fellow bloggers. I just wanted to give you something new to read since my dear ole sissy-pooh can only get on here to post like 2 times a week. So, here I am.

Hope you enjou my mutterings and my ramblings. I am so typical. I just wanted to come on here and say that when I get to Ohio we are so going to

PARTY!!!!!

Ok, so now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, let me just take a few minutes to also say that I plan on being very bad! I mean very, very, very, bad. Heehee, hahahahahaha!! God, I so can’t wait! No seriously I can’t. anyways the closer that it gets to leaving day, I get totally stupid and hyper and all kinds of excited.

I have a such an awesome time when I go that, it seems like I shouldn’t come home, but I do also know that when it comes to life, I’d have just as much stress there as I would here at home. Ohio is my escape from my hum-drum life of ordinary existence here.

Does anyone have that place they can just go to relax, get away from it all, and just be happy for awhile?

Now you might be thinking I’ve slipped a few notches in your opinion, and I can say well I wouldn’t blame you, but I honestly don’t care, really. We all do shit that isn’t right, but unless you are living someone else’s life with them, you don’t have any reason to judge. Trust me though, I’ve been in the same boat as you. And I did my fair share of judging others, and I still don’t agree with it, or think it’s in any way ok, but I understand where that desperation and unhappiness comes from. Because I can tell you, that is me right now.

Desperate to make this shame marriage work, but not even happy or hopeful that it will. How do you fix something when the other person refuses to see or admit is broke? Well now, duh, you can’t.

Well lets move off that subject, or else you’ll be depressed as me about it.

So, my wonderful sister’s better have some major shit planned this weekend. I’, damn near finished packing, and really hopeful that I can leave tonight. Ok, so I’m gonna go and get the fuck outta here, and I will be seeing you all later. Don’t forget to check out my blog on your way out. Toodles.

P.S. enjoy the joke and pics.

Here’s a little ditty from the TRAVISTY.